Glossy Man

A man that has succumbed to the highest form of a metrosexual. They are easy to smell from far distances due to large amounts of expensive cologne and walk like they have furniture in their rectum, however, they are not homosexuals nor are they using a butt plug, they are just wearing skinny pants that are too tight. They are label whores and carry purses- even if it is a J. Spade, it is still a PURSE. They, like glossy girls, enjoy an orange hue fake tan and may wear make up but not necessary.

You wouldn't be so horny if you weren't such a glossy man! Grow some testicles, dude!

by Millspills April 18, 2008

glossy taco

a glossy or shiny top coat of nail polish to be applied on top of another nail polish

now just add a glossy taco cause were going to add nail vinyls next

by LAZC August 14, 2017

glossy taco

a different word (sort of a pun) used for glossy top coat for nailpolish.

Lets add a glossy taco cause were gonna add nail vinyl's next!

by Jpquake August 14, 2017

glossy taco

Simply Nailogicalish for glossy topcoat, as in a clear shiny topcoat over your nailpolish.

Add a quick dry glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by Kation July 30, 2017

Glossy Taco

A clear top coat of nail polish

"And now we are gonna seal it all off by adding a nice thick coat of Glossy Taco!"

-simplynailogical

by sugarynips28 July 22, 2017

glossy taco

for all those simplynailogical fan, most of you should now what it is by now it's the clear coat of nail polish Christine apllies to her nails, so she "can add nail vinals next." Or just to lock in all the holo glitter. ❤️ily Christine

"Time for a glossy taco so we can add nail vinals next"

by Holo sexual ❤️❤️ August 14, 2017

Glossy Taco

Used by the YouTube personality SimplyNailogical to describe a glossy nail polish top coat.

Let's coat that holo in some glossy taco.

by rokincow July 30, 2017