A man that has succumbed to the highest form of a metrosexual. They are easy to smell from far distances due to large amounts of expensive cologne and walk like they have furniture in their rectum, however, they are not homosexuals nor are they using a butt plug, they are just wearing skinny pants that are too tight. They are label whores and carry purses- even if it is a J. Spade, it is still a PURSE. They, like glossy girls, enjoy an orange hue fake tan and may wear make up but not necessary.
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Get the Glossy Taco mug.for all those simplynailogical fan, most of you should now what it is by now it's the clear coat of nail polish Christine apllies to her nails, so she "can add nail vinals next." Or just to lock in all the holo glitter. ❤️ily Christine
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