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Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
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Gerrimy

The wrong way of spelling Jeremy.
The root of this name is Geronimo.
Lives to spread bad music to all and aims to spew awesomeness, but falls far behind.
"Dude you like Gwar? You are such a Gerrimy!"
by M4nofMonk3y December 25, 2008
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Gercy

The coolest girl in the world who has everything. She's funny, nice, sweet, caring, tough and pretty. Any guy that isn't her friend will be missing out big time.
by faithfulcompanion December 19, 2009
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gerrible

when something is jus so terrible that u make a typo and it’s say gerrible insteadddddddd 😔😔
lola: dude, that joke lizette made was so gerrible
me: JWSBSJAJANSBDJSJNDNDBNSJSNSN 😌
by leslie knope 🤪❤️ April 27, 2020
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GERRINGONG

1 a hole on the south east coast of Australia

2 A synonym for hole
Im going down the beach this arvo
what are u going to do
maybe dig some gerringongs
by thesiklad November 4, 2012
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Genryusai Yamamoto

The Soutaicho (Captain-Commander, Head-Captain) from the manga/ anime BLEACH.

Yamamoto is the most powerful character from Bleach, his beard is silky, it is long, it is beautiful and it destroys civilizations. He is so badass that he can become the sun on command. To completely ruin something beyond comprehension, to the point where it simply vanishes from existence.
"Wow, that guy has a nice beard."

"Yeah but it's nothing on Genryusai Yamamoto."

OR

"Oh god, there's a terrorist attack."

"Fuck it, looks like I'd better go Yamamoto on these bitches and remove them from reality."
by Yama-mun September 13, 2012
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Geary

When someone has a high level of substance abuse, or just looks like someone who does.
Hey Brennan, you’re looking real geary this morning - have you slept or do your just look like you are on the gear all the time?
by Ricki January 2, 2018
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