goffix

Another term for 'goth' of 'goff'. Mostly used by your basic Chav or Scall. Usually used as an insult but most times the subject fails miserably. The term is generally laughed at by all folk who are classed as 'goffix'

"Are you a goffix?"
"Eee, your goffix. Ya make me pyar sick"
"Ya dirty goffix!!"

by willy_wonka September 5, 2005

groffsauce

adj. When you enter a room or conversation like you're going to burn the place down with your intense eyeballs

Have a groffsauce day.

by Prynne Cessa October 29, 2011

GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

goff

1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys

1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu

by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004

geoffrey

a mixture of marijuana, cocaine, crack, meth, angel dust, morphene, heroine, and other strong unidentifiable drugs crushed up and rolled into a joint and smoked. First time users cope with the feeling by petting furry walls.

When the world flips you a geoffrey stroke the furry walls.

by aldous snow's bud LK June 6, 2010

Goff

A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.

''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''

by Monkehhhh May 12, 2006

goffic

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

by americanbeauty August 12, 2007