Funcle

A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.

My funcle just yelled at me for getting home at 11:00 at night and I'm 24!

by bowflexdan July 27, 2010

fungled

When you feel really weird, almost sick.
Your throat hurts, you have a head ache and your body is tense and sore. But you can act and do anything perfectly fine.

gosh, I think I'm getting sick.
I feel all fungled.

by Little Moe Peep April 5, 2008

funical

The verb usage of "fun"

"Oh my gosh prom was not funical...but the after parties were." :)

by Jane Vader June 19, 2007

Funical

To enjoy the act of nihilism cynically, whilst engaging an amusing event/time.

"Ryan, stop being so funical with that small child!" -Amy

by Ryan and Amy February 21, 2009

Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

Fungler

Someone who eats someone else's crotch fungus.

That guy is a fungler and his wife is the buffet.

by Harkane July 28, 2020

funcle

a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle

by lilbit78 February 8, 2010