fungler 

Someone who spends too much time and money collecting digital goods. Like a stamp collector, but for imaginary things.

Have you seen Joe's fungler collection? So weird. But he's rich though, so he's got that going for him.

fungler by MemeNerd March 29, 2021

Fungler 

Someone who eats someone else's crotch fungus.

That guy is a fungler and his wife is the buffet.

Fungler by Harkane July 28, 2020

fungler tulpa 

There are two definitions for fungler

1. A person who masturbates using mushrooms
2. A person who abuses shrooms and masturbates to various fungal themed characters (like Toad from Mario or Shrumal Warrior from Hollow Knight)

A fungler tulpa occurs when one does either of these so much, that they start to believe they themselves are a mushroom (or other type of fungus in rare cases), and in later stages, actually become a mushroom!

Grungsteve: yo dude whats up how's it going with ethan trying to master stairs?
Johnny "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: homeslice i'm going to be Frank with you, it's not going well, he fell down so many times he gave up. He went to his room and relapsed on the fungling.
Grungsteve: dude i WARNED him about stairs
Frank "Cephalophallus" Bilgefellator: yeagh brocephalopod he's a fucking goner. he went at it so hard that he developed a fungler tulpa and now he's turned into a fucking shroom! his mycelium is going everywhere including into my urethra at night :(. thinking about eating him and seeing if i get high wanna join?
Grungsteve: yeah let's do it bro where making this happen!

fungler tulpa by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 7, 2025

Gunk Fungler

A multi coloured news mascot, commited to online social anarchy. Someone who stands for the lonely dregs of society. A true hero.

"Did you see the vote for that Mascot last night? I hope everybody was encouraged to vote for that Gunk Fungler!

Gunk Fungler by TheRealRomeo May 1, 2017

Krunk Fungler 

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

Krunk Fungler by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

Krunk Fungler 

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course

Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.

Krunk Fungler by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

funger 

To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth

Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl

funger by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015