Fuckle

Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.

Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!

by NotGeneric November 4, 2009

Fuckled

Premature Ejaculation that lands in your partners eyes.

George - Bruh you still boning Jessica ?

Bret - nah brah that went south after I fuckled all over her, she was so pissed she could barely see straight.

by shenry8590 September 20, 2019

fuckles

another way to say fuck but instead of saying fuck you say fuckles

oh fuckles its knuckles

by bigthicckque October 10, 2018

Fuckle

A measurement of quantity of drinks. More than a couple and less than a fuck-ton.

Brad and I had a fuckle of beers.

by Gumgumdom August 17, 2019

Fuckle

The art of chuckling while in the midst of saying the word "fuck."

Fuhuhuckhahaha

I just fuckled.

by JuggaloCujo December 12, 2013

Fuckle

Verb - A combination of fucking and cuddling.

He wanted to fuckle his girlfriend tomorrow night, but she canceled due to her vows of abstinence.

by Catfishmeow1 June 17, 2018

Fuckling

a word used by someone who had a fucked up day

person 1: how was your day?
person 2: FUCKLING!

by münchen November 8, 2018