taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

Freudian slypo

A Freudian slip...but a typo. When you type something you did not mean to type...but your subconscious really wanted to say.

an example of a Freudian slypo would be "I look like a god" when you meant to say, humbly, "I look like a dog" but your subconscious is an EGO-MANIAC!!!!!

by leenirama January 2, 2010

freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

Dirty fred

The act of fucking a girl and then moving on to her sister then the rest of her family.

I pulled a dirty Fred on a polish family back in the day.

by Anonuser4550 June 16, 2020

tax fraud

we all did it don't lie or i will kill you in your sleep

my uncle commited tax fraud

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021