freeber

When someone calls you for a ride because they are drunk or need to go somewhere that is far away and/or inconvenient (i.e. uber) but have no intention of paying you.

Yo. Let's call Billy he'll give us a freeber.

by SexyNurse September 8, 2016

freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.

After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.

by clermontboy July 20, 2016

Freeest

The most free

Customer: May I have the freeest car in this dealership
Car Salesman: EXCUSE ME

by Yung Yelm June 4, 2018

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022

crease fleece

The hair running along the crease of your arse.

Ooh, I have a brace of winnits pulling on my crease fleece.

by Stu P April 4, 2003

Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.

Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!

by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010

box-freeze

losing the ability to talk, move and think coherently when you see a naked woman.

When Harry saw her naked for the first time he got a massive case of box-freeze and couldn't do a thing.

by Shadow84 September 26, 2011