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Shower Floss

verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.
Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...
by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010
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flip-flops

Butt ugly sandals with an irritating strap between the toes. Although they might be necessary at a water park, people are so fucking stupid that they wear them everywhere just because they think these things are in style. That's how fucking dumb people are! You can hear someone who is wearing them from a mile away because of the irritating noise these stupid things make. You can also see these fucking idiots tripping down stairs or picking their shoes off the floor when these things fall off.
I could hear that dumb bitch coming from a mile away since she's wearing those ugly flip-flops.
by MsAgro9876 July 2, 2006
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Floosh is another word for flash. When someone is splashing the cash around you call them floosh, or when someone is showing off you call them floosh. flash
Im so floosh cause i bought 10 bottles of champagne last night.
by Master Of Floosh November 19, 2010
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floushba

A person of high social stature who enjoys the consumption of tobacco in various forms.

Fuh /lo͞oZH/ Bah
"Yo floushba you wanna go rip a chop with me?" "Hell yeah!"
"What's good floushba, lemme get a cig."
by T-shmeat March 16, 2021
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flogus

A merging of 'fake' and 'bogus.' Used to describe something as exceptionally false, being both of false origin, and too absurd to be mistaken for valid. To deem someone's argument or assertion 'flogus' is to denigrate it to the lowest level of completely unintellectual discourse.

Can be used to describe something so unusual, outstanding, or cool, that it would never be believed when explained to one's friends
1. "Dude, that story is flogus!" (Negative)

2. "Dude, that wave was totally flogus!"
(Positive)
***In this use can be spelled 'phlogus,' thus adding a degree of 'phatness' to the mess.
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Flooskie

It's Another way to express gayness.
'Have you seen Max today?
Yes, he looks like a Flooskie.'
by TheLucas November 20, 2011
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Flospoon

Adjective:
1) to describe the sensation of being irritated by sticky hands.

2) to desribe being overly concerned with a small and generally unimportant personal discomfort
1)

Person A: Do you have a spoon from which I can eat this candy floss?

Person B: Stop being so flospoon!

2)

Person A pulls up their socks multiple times while walking with person B.

Person B: You're very flospoon aren't you?
by Tom Malaprop November 8, 2014
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