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Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.
Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.
by Rush, a.k.a. Rabbit August 7, 2008
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South Florida

A metro area in the state of Florida containing Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach county. The region's relationship with the rest of the state is tense. The Northern "Panhandle" region of Florida loathes it because of its heavily Democratic politics, Northern culture, and large Jewish population. South Florida, on the other hand, dislikes much of the rest of the state because its citizens claim too little tax dollars are allotted to the region when their economic impact on the state is taken into account. On multiple occasions, numerous South Florida municipalities have filed motions with the government indicating their wish to secede from the state to create a 51st or considered doing so, including North Lauderdale and Margate. The Conch Republic, a tongue-in-cheek attempt by the Florida Keys to secede from the USA, serves as another example of South Florida's relationship with the rest of the state and national government.
I traveled down to South Florida from Orlando the other day. Everyone here either speaks Spanish or has a New York accent!
by dsmkrt July 3, 2009
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Melbourne, Florida

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.
Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????
by demon penguin October 9, 2008
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South Florida

one of the most exciting places to visit but one of the worst places to live. The weather is very nice. Their are plenty of restaurants and entertainment options to go do and see. Tourist attractions include Hard rock Casino, South beach, historical Clematis Street, City Place, Fort Lauderdale Beach, Atlantic Avenue, and Deer field beach. Boca Raton is Full of old Jewish people. West Palm Beach is full of African Americans and Senior Citizens. Boynton is full of snowbirds. Fort Lauderdale full of gays. Miami is full of Latinos. South Florida culture consist of trashy, goldigging, snobbish or thuggish people. It is not uncommon to see a sugar daddy, dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. It is also the standard norm to get married and have a baby in your early twenties. If you are middle class you might have trouble fitting in because everyone is predominately either rich or poor. Old people come from the northeast or Midwest as well as Canada. Anyway, go to Jupiter and your in the most exclusive town in the country and go 15 minutes south to mangonia park and your in one of the most dangerous impoverished towns. Mostly gated golf course communities, fancy condominiums, dumpy condos, trailers, section 8 houses or multi million dollar oceanfront mansions. Alot of bums and newspaper salesmen who stand at major intersections Also the people drive worse than the 17 year old girls in New Jersey if thats possible.
Before moving to South Florida: I just visited florida im moving their. It was nice when I went their to visit grandma on spring break

After moving to South Florida: Why did I ever move to this freckin place in the first place what was I thinking!
by mikejollz March 18, 2010
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florida

Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.

Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays
Florida is the golf capital of the world.
by Kryl July 8, 2004
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florida

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."
by colin raymond February 11, 2010
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Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
by Jacob December 12, 2003
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