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Stock-en-fest

A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.

To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)

Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.

Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''

Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''

Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''

Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''

Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''

Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''

Paul- '' can I come??''

Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''

Paul- '' nope''

Dan-'' you cant come.''
by Dr lil Z June 16, 2010
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Indian Fest

similar to a sausage fest, but a gathering where at least 95% of the
fest-ees are some sort of indian whether it be paki, hindi, guju, etc...common traits include very poor dancing, abundance of curry, wacky religious ceremonies, and/or very odd and colorful apparel. dont ever get caught dead at one of these unless you want curry shoved down your throat and want to waste 10 hours of your life.
man that party at stony brook was a fuckin indian fest, im gonna smell like goat curry for weeks.
by Ayyy puja December 23, 2008
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Rancid Pillow Slap Fest

When you shove half a pillow in your anus, and then slap someone to death with the other half.
Santino gave Nick the Rancid Pillow Slap Fest and Neal taped it.
by Prudence The Naughty Pilgram February 19, 2005
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Mayhem Fest

Started in 2008, a yearly music festival sponsored by Rockstar energy drink that takes place in the summer. Started by Vans Warped Tour founded by Kevin Lyman and by John Reese (partner of Lyman on Taste of Chaos Tour).

Dominated by metal bands (mostly death metal) but will also have plain metal, heavy metal, and nu-metal. Most bands are todays metal (i.e. no Metallica, Iron Maiden, etc.)

Some bands that have appeared at Mayhem are Slayer, Korn, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Disturbed, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, 3 Inches of Blood and tons more.
Guy1: Are you going to Mayhem Fest this year?

Guy2: Hell yeah! Mayhem fucking rules!! Man, Ozzfest is looking dead now.
by RoboChickin July 19, 2010
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Flesh Fest

What results when the sun comes up over Princeton University and every student brings his or her pasty white body outside to tan.
It's a sunny day, that means there's going to be a flesh fest outside of Richardson
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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vagina fest

a party of all girls who aren't cool enough to get any guys
I didn't want to go to her party anyway, what a vagina fest!
by K.Sim February 11, 2008
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Cherry Fest

Counter to "Sausage Fest," refering to a large group of girls.
Suzie: So Cherry Fest tonight?
Jewls: You got it, movies, veggies, and boyfriend talk.
Suzie: I'll get my pajamas.
by Cynt July 9, 2006
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