felt

Bike shorts that are not black and are tight enough to show all the contents of someone's package

Dude, did you check out the felt on those guys from Poland in the red kit?? Was that real or a potato?

by P.Pie May 18, 2007

Felth

A point in life where the person just doesn't care anymore about living or dying. The reasons for not caring anymore could be anything. Whether it's because of some fatal disease to depression to just being unhappy with oneself.

"He's in such a state of felth that no matter what good comes his way, he'll just brush it off"

"Ever since losing his wife, he's been feeling felthocious"

by Goatmetal October 30, 2007

Feltcher

One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.

"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"

by noone important February 4, 2003

Feltch

Having sex with a girl in the ass, blowing your load in her ass, sucking the cum out of her ass and then making out with her

i was so ridiculously hammered lastnite, i took this broad back from the bar and feltched her

by Trevor Hodgson October 5, 2008

tom felton

the SEXIEST, HOTTEST,MOST AMAZING GUY ON EARTH. oh yea and di i mention he plays the famous draco malfoy in the harry potter series?

oh and he sings to in the sexiest accent you have ever heard check him out on Feltbeats!

friend- wow we have to go see harry potter again so we can stare at tom feltons sexy face

me-mmm oh yeah hes sooo HOT im gonna marry him someday ;)

by harrypotter413 July 28, 2011

felt

A fuzzy, soft fabric.
Also used to cover pool tables.

That pool table is covered with felt.

by ROAR! Bad kitty. October 18, 2004

Fetty Wopped

The act of rubbing tyres during a bicycle ride - can be done to elicit pleasurable vibration sensation in booty region but also done as a troll

We were riding and my i got fetty wopped Felt nice but weird too cause he was a mate

Aye you better ride quick I'm gonna fetty wop the shit outta you

Aye how good was the fetty wopping I just hit you with?

by Vikramfettywopping May 26, 2019