Freeman-on-the-Land

A human being in a common-law jurisdiction who has lawfully revoked consent to be represented and thus governed.

A Freeman-on-the-Land cannot be charged under a statute without the written authorization of the Attorney General.

by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009

Gordan Freeman

Gordan Freeman is the main character in the game Half like and soon in Half life 2. Was a scientist then shifted instantly to orange suited killing machine without even missing a beat.
Often seen with a crowbar

'mornin' mr. Freeman, looks like your running late' Barney the security guard in Half life.

by Dude Love October 12, 2004

Freeman

A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.

Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"

Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"

by Speed Bag September 19, 2006

facemask

1) A protective or disguising cover for the face, often enveloping the entire head.

2) A Penalty in football where the front part of a player's helmet is used to throw another player to the ground.

3) A mask made by the flesh of your murder victim's face.

1) They robbed our bank but they wore facemasks. We don't know who they are.

2) Yeah that was an unintentional facemask. Only five yards lost.

3) Oh shit! Did you see Otis wearing that facemask in Devil's Rejects?

by Capt_Ed January 7, 2006

Freeman

A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.

Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.

by Musik4Lyfe July 8, 2010

facemelt

any activity so good it makes you feel like your face is melting off of your skull.

The sex was so good, I had a total facemelt.

by angry bangs April 2, 2009

FakemenClub

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.

Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!

by FakemenClub May 9, 2021