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Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!
by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019
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Evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019
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Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes
Did he pull an Evan?
by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020
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Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
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Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan
by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018
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Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.
"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."
by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018
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Evan

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.
by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018
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