Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018

Evan

A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.

Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!

by MAJ696 August 11, 2017

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018