Ebert and Roeper

It's giving a girl two thumbs up. One up in the pink and one up in the stink.

Last night I Ebert and Roepered a girl in the hot tub.

by Tyler AM May 3, 2008

emberrised

to write a condescending comment on someone's facebook wall in order to demean and insult them.

Paul: Here's a quote from my newest story: "blah blah"
Emberriser: that sucks, you are an incompetent writer.
Paul: what? I think it's ok, at least.
Emberriser: You suck dick, I have at least 4 years writing experience.
Other: You just got emberrised!

by bbraddock February 7, 2010

Eberos

An eating machine. Will eat anything and everything, resulting in the copying of the eating habits of people close by.
Known to have some psychic ability. Is able to predict what people are going to have for dinner, allowing him to make a pre-emptive copycat meal.
WARNING: Often found stark naked apart from a strategically placed clock!

Hey Eberos, I was gonna have a meatshake tonight!

Eberos, I don't want you to show me the time on your cock clock!

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

eberos

Origin: Eber (fourth generation) with ties to the Spanish monarchy. Expelled from Spain after numerous incidents with open cupboards.

Eberos, why art thou opening the cupboard for the broom whilst seeking the bread and marmite.

by Duke21 May 13, 2004

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

Embarrassing

When someone does something stupid. Doesn't need to neccassarilly embarrass you. Just has to be stupid.

(Kid says something stupid)
(resopnse)-"wow you are embarrassing."

by Paul October 9, 2004

embarrasing

embarrasing

When your friend is acting wierd, act like dosen't know him

When you are in a sewer
Me: Look, there are shits over there, It disgusting
Friend: smells good to me
Me: This is so embarrasing
Friend: THere's nobody down here
Me: Being with you is a embarrasment of a lifetime

by smertieboi February 22, 2019