The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
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Get the The Shit That Killed Elvis mug.The most beloved man, and best singer. Usually refers to someone who is the life of the party, someone who is super cool and confident, and always has their groove on. Being an Elvis means that all eyes are on you ALWAYS. You might make some people "All Shook Up" by acting like a "Hound-dog" if you're an Elvis, but you will always have the "Unchained Melody" of our hearts and people "Can't Help Falling in Love with You." Elvis is one of the greatest people ever to exist! If you ever come across an Elvis, be very grateful!!! But no one beats the OG Elvis- "the king".
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Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
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