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Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality
Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!
Docked by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008
To violently, and thoroughly put your fingers up a partners anus during sexual activity.
He just duked her!
Duked by Shvffle June 13, 2011

dicked down to the socks 

The case in which you have had an incredible sexual experience (dicked down so hard) to where it reaches your very soul as a woman and makes your legs tremble as if you are surfing on a fighter jet.
Jennifer : Omg I was dicked down to the socks by Caleb. It was so bad yet so gooooodd!
Taylor: Did he raise your legs up?
Jennifer: Not enough they really hurt.

Dry Docked 

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

Peanut-Butter-Dicked 

On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
Peanut-Butter-Dicked by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Licked and Dicked 

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!
Licked and Dicked by Jillina March 23, 2013