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worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia and preexisting psychotic disorders. The worker affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.
Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is just a local pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.
by Yobberson June 22, 2017
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Deluxion

Deluxion also known as Calvin has a Dick the size of 0.5cm Without a borner with a borner it Rages from 1-3cm. He also uses A Vape client to cheat in a Pvp match.
You can use Deluxion to describe a dog.
by Deluxion August 16, 2017
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delusionofagirl

DelusionOfAGirl is a girl located in Yonkers who gets guys to become sexually aroused within a matter of minutes. She redefines the word "Coquette" & "Seductress". She is also underage.
"Yo, I was sitting in the mall and I just looked at this girl and I got mad boner."

"That definitely had to be DelusionOfAGirl."
by Victoria December 26, 2004
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Dilusion

His delusions were diluted to the point of dilusion.

Delusions that have lost their focus are more dilusional than delusional.
by defhoolele January 25, 2012
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Delusional

Julia.....Double chin girl that think she has musical talent and her muisical talent does exactly what her body ordor confuses the soul just like her father
Juliza is so delusional she believes she has skills but I wish she used the time pacticing taking showers
by El emortal June 6, 2018
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delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.
That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.
by Truth speaker April 17, 2012
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Delusional

Believing something that is demonstrably untrue.
I choose to be happy right now.

Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.

That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 7, 2020
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