Cuntmuffin

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

by Gowzord April 2, 2008

cuntoballs

A combinatiuon of balls and cunt. A term you could use to describe a friend who is pissing you off.

Listen Cuntoballs, hurry the fuck up and lets scran the chinky before that faggot gets back from his travels.

by GaryInEdinburgh June 13, 2007

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cunthood

Like womanhood, but for cunts.

Tiffany had gone beyond just being a bitch and has achieved ultimate cunthood.

by Anonymin March 4, 2018

Cuntmuppet

Mathew Baker

Mathew Baker loves being a cuntmuppet

by Weirdgoldvis March 18, 2019

cuntbox

a cunt and a tool box all rolled into one

matt is such a cuntbox, stays home all day playing video games , and is scared of cunt.

by habner January 14, 2008

Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010