the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Sacred fruity cumshot

An alcoholic drink consisting of a non-viscous probiotic yogurt type drink (preferably Actimel) and vodka with a 7:3 part ratio. Commonly served in a shot glass.

David: Yo! You going to that party on Tuesday?
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!

by Big ounce the third December 25, 2020

cumseed

This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.

Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!

by domieffect October 29, 2017

cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.

I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.

by de-pube October 2, 2021

Miami Cumshot

When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.

“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”

by Slydog11 December 16, 2019

mega ultron cumshot

When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.

You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.

by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021

cumster

whore, slut, fan of the creampie, prostitute.

oh her, she's a cumster.

by lowbudget September 10, 2004