cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

cumming

almost to release semen from your body

I'm cumming!

by Mackenglo Gaming September 3, 2020

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by Joker of lathrop October 22, 2020

Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."

Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"

by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021

Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.

Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

by ZonkedPissboy April 30, 2021

#cumbustingunderthestress

#cumbustingunderthestess

pronounced (hashtag-cumbusting-under-the-stress)

(to explode over the amount of stress being put onto your mind)

you: how are you feeling?

them: I am #cumbustingunderthestress

by max/seb September 21, 2021

Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school

Don’t be a Cummings Constance

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021