calaberdan

the act of being even more retarded then hilary clinton.

U R a freaking calaberdan!

by ash3r February 5, 2008

culator

See you later alligator

Culator goes without sayin.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

Calaboot

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I will 'calaboot' your ass." (I will kick your ass, I will beat your ass, I will kiss your ass etc.)

"I am so calabooted right now." (I am so tired right now, I am so lit right now, I am so frustrated right now)

by Calaboot Master May 12, 2009

culasian

a person that is black to the point were he is not visible in any dark places and has herpes,steals beer, does drugs, and encounters several sexual encounters with big beautiful women.

that culasian is going to jail

by dr.figueroa July 25, 2012

Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.

Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

colabrium

colabrium means soda in perfect balance...a well formulated bubbly drink to be enjoyed by everybody.

As he was drinking his pop he realized it was a colabrium.

by dr.x. October 3, 2012