clab 

cry like a bitch

My boy broke down crying at the end of Titanic. I told him to man up and quit all that clabbin'.

clab by LewisFooshayMIT07 January 4, 2010

CLAB 

Another definition of a simp, used to describe an inferior human being.

Adam! You CLAB! I can’t believe your playing Fortnite!

CLAB by RoboJunkie June 2, 2020

CLAB 

To describe an inferior human being, a little harsher than calling someone a simp.

Dammit Adam! You CLAB (🆑🆎) ! Your playing Fortnite again!

CLAB by RoboJunkie June 2, 2020

Clab 

When your shirtless back-fat slaps onto a hard floor, it’s makes a sound, that almost sounds like “clab” but with an odd French accent

I’m boutta clab on this bitch. My backfat sweatier than Darry faders face

Clab by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen June 25, 2019

Clab 

The most amazing thing in the world. Lea's Clab Restaurant.

*Reading a menu* Caeser Salad Clab....$Clab.
"Excuse me waitress, how much is clab worth?"
"Clab!"
"What?"
"CLAB!"
"Oh, now i get it."

Clab by Lea Clab February 24, 2008

Clab 

Someone who is missing 17 chromosomes and 4 brain cells and is trying to find the will to live with the high school depression.

Dude look, Winston Churchill is being such a clab right now

Clab by make o’clock November 5, 2019

clab 

Cunt-Licking-Aborted-Babies

That dude is such a CLAB....

clab by LG November 9, 2004