Calaboot 

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I will 'calaboot' your ass." (I will kick your ass, I will beat your ass, I will kiss your ass etc.)

"I am so calabooted right now." (I am so tired right now, I am so lit right now, I am so frustrated right now)

Calaboot by Calaboot Master May 12, 2009

calaboose 

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

calaboose by cornholio October 14, 2003

Calabortion 

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

Calabortion by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011