crypticity

1. The state or quality of being cryptic.
2. Crypticness.

She speaks with an excess of crypticity, which makes her motive unclear.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

craptacular

Iadj./I notable or spectacular in its poor quality

I threw together a craptacular book report at the last second.

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

Cryptic Falcon

A gamer of unknown origin. Going about in a ninja like fashion, this gamer is often not noticed until it is too late. They know every weakness, and adjust accordingly. Neither man or computer can stand in their way. Be aware.

"We have to pull a cryptic falcon on them. It might be our only chance"

by Tinker Tonk March 8, 2009

Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.

Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.

by chameleon December 10, 2017

crept on

To jump, ambush or beat somebody down.

Check yo self nigga 'fore you get yo ass crept on!!

by MF SPOCK March 27, 2007

croptions

When you take multiple versions of the same picture so you have options for cropping the image later on.

Becky: "Want to take a picture of me leaning against this palm tree?"
Stacy: "Sure!"
Becky: "Take some pictures portrait, landscape, and some from far away. I want croptions!
Stacy: "You got it!"

by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018