crymax

How you say "climax" in Engrish. This is what asian girls (especially japanese girls) do when they have an orgasm on camera.

I was actually enjoying this porno until the girl started crymaxing at the end. Ugh, she's supposed to be an 18 year old schoolgirl, not a little crybaby. And why does it hurt so much for Japanese girls to have sex if Japanese guys have the smallest... ahh never mind.

by theSwagmastuh December 18, 2012

crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.

He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.

by Geoff October 12, 2003

Crymax

A person who instead of climaxing during sex, has a breakdown and cries.

"That girl i slept with last night crymaxed, it was so gay"

by gordie567 October 16, 2008

crygasm

A crygasm is when a man's attempt to make his lady cum is so sad that she cries because of his pathetic ass.

Girl! I heard all kinds of nasty noises coming from your room last night!" "Nah nah nah, it was only a crygasm...

by LadyFireWine June 12, 2010

crabapplemcnastys

I think it's some sort of contagious vaginal disease.

Man that whore really must have a bad case of the crabapplemcnastys, my crotch really itches.

by Gordan Freeman January 16, 2004

CryFar

The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.

Oh great, CryFar is posting his pointless drivel of an argument again.

by Omniinmo August 23, 2009

crygasm

A crygasm occurs with some girls when you fuck/lick/fingerbang them so well that they cry. If you have a large cock, like me, you think you might be hurting them. Either way, they should have said something.

Sarah had a crygasm while I was pounding it out.

by J-Reddish October 30, 2007