Craig 

Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.

Wow, you're really behaving like Craig would. It's awesome.

Craig by three._ February 18, 2025

Craig 

An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.

I busted a Craig last weekend at DTR.

Craig by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025

Craig 

Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":

Craig (n.)

1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.

2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.

3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.

4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub

"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"

Craig by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025

Craig

I mean, he's the goat bro. He's the guy who escaped capitalism, purely by being a good friend, a cool guy, and a cheap-beer lover.

He's the bay area if she was my bae, except he is not from the bay. He lives in the mountains in Southern California, and he just looks at views, plays the drums, and gets shitfaced with his bodies.

Craig!! I love Craig. I wanna name my son after this cooooooool guy!!!!

Craig by columbae26 February 5, 2026

Craig Banry

An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.

You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...

Craig Banry by JJTheDude June 13, 2019

Craig Tucker 

Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole

Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??

Craig: No

Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy

Craig Tucker by Creek fan May 22, 2018

Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Craig Tucker(South Park) by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023