connering

Acting like a dumbass idiot for no reason at all

Look at that fuckhead! He's connering so hard right now.

by Ashley1994 November 5, 2015

conner matthew

Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.

omg thats conner matthew

by crazygirly12344 July 29, 2023

Conner

Conner is a term which describes any guy who sleeps with his friend's wife, behind his back.

Bob: "Jim, Sheryl told me everything. I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
Jim: "Aren't you the one who always talked about how you preferred an open, monogamous relationship, Bob?"
Bob: "Fuck you, you're such a conner."

by happilypolygamous May 1, 2021

Conner

if you've ever met a conner he's probably the gayest person you'll ever meet. he Plays either soccer or football...but if he plays both then he's just the kicker on the football team. he's talked to literally every girl that's ever lived so there's no telling if he wants a serious relationship with you or not. sorry to break it to you but connor isnt the one for you unless your names avery, emma, or madi

Sarah: I need to ask Conner what color tie he's wearing to prom so we can match.

Andrew: umm I heard that he's taking Madi to prom...

jonah: yo really? I heard Conner ask Emma this morning!

by money Monica May 2, 2020

conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

Conner

He’s a really sweet boy... quite in a relationship but so fun as a friend walks kinda like a penguin but pulls off the penguin look, wears lots of Nike and has great style loving and is very hot you’ll regret breaking up with him and not notice until he moves on or moves away. <3

“Conner” I’m still in love with you

by Jbecoolaf:) February 16, 2022

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'

When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022