National Consume Oobleck Day

do not consume Oobleck today it is toxic and you'll die

Today is national consume Oobleck day

by pisstoes June 12, 2021

Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

Ball Consumer

someone who consume balls, pretty self-explanatory.

Hey I am a Ball Consumer.

by t0rpl March 29, 2022

Tumor consumer

An insult essentially meaning somebody who purposely ingests disgusting things.

Anyone who eats school lunch is a tumor consumer

by timmywastaken January 9, 2023

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

Inside Consummation

When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.

Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.

by Anthony Thorstad April 4, 2009

Consuela

Someone who doesn't try at anything and accepts failure.

Did you see that Consuela? She didn't even try to catch the ball.

by CannpinCarl December 8, 2011