Commusement

Any enjoyable event or entertaining moment that diverts your attention from your otherwise aggravating daily commute to or from work.

Worker: Wow my trip in provided a ton of commusement.

Co-worker: Oh yeah? What happened?

Worker: Well first this lady totally overreacted and punched another lady who wouldn't move her bag off an empty seat on the bus. Then I gave a dollar to Milli Vanilli after they performed on my subway car.

Co-worker: Wow neat!

by Slappyj5 June 12, 2011

Comfus

To be extremely comfortable to the point where it is almost overwhelming.

"Man I am so tired, I just want to get to bed." "Lets get some blankets and get maximum comfus!"

by Pizzle December 1, 2014

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017

comisexual

The sexuality of Russia. Basically only loves Russia.

That man is comisexual.

by Mr. Elk September 2, 2017

comgus

It is another use of confused .

"I am so comgus right now"

by Frish222222 February 24, 2018

cofus

Cofus

A complete god of everything and anything.

Cofus can also mean mindful or memorable, Cofus is also used as a name by some.

Cofus;
That guy is a complete cofus.

Cofus;
That was very cofus thing to say.

by PlumsAreBae February 26, 2018

Commusement Park

An amusement park for communists

"WOAH! Let's go to the Commusement Park today!"

by HECKODO September 5, 2018