Stoner Coma

The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.

Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz

by Spartan1010 June 12, 2008

Doja Coma

When you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.

Jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a Doja Coma. *Falls asleep* An hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. The first thing that he eats is Swedish Fish, colorful Twizzlers, and Ramen noodles. *Maxin' on munchies* He then proceeded to clear out the neighbors' cabinets.

Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.

Let's ride bikes.

by Chrisb Chrisb August 9, 2009

69 coma

when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.

"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"

by weiner4ya August 19, 2009

coffay

How Odd Todd says and spells coffee.

How about some coffay?

by donth October 26, 2003

CODfather

1. Call Of Duty Master.
2. Another name for guys to call themselves when they believe they are awesome at COD.

"Man, I had 34 kills and I only died 4 times!... I am the CODfather."

by VanBoFish October 19, 2009

comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.

Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart

by Boobals November 7, 2013

Comaputer

A life support machine that a coma patient will be hooked onto. It performs vital circulatory, respiratory and Excretory functions that would have otherwise been controlled by that person's brain.

1. "I'm afraid he's brain stem dead, we're going to have to switch off his comaputer"

2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"

by Springbokjake March 31, 2009