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Boulder, Colorado

A small city with a large university and is dope as fuck. People make fun of it as a hippie town, but seem to have no trouble coming to take part in 420. If you don't know what 420 is, then I suggest you come to Norlin Quad next year. It is an annual stoner-fest that will make you fall in love with this wonderful city.
It is also home to kick ass parties every day of the week, and is inhabited by not only extreme liberals, but californians that rely on trust funds. There's also those people who wish they either went to the University of Colorado or lived in Boulder, so they traverse there as much as possible. Those people are sad.

The only schools that really compete with CU academically are DU and Mines, and CSU in certain aspects. (By the way, it really sucks to be a CSU Ram because CU kicks their ass in football just about every year. Their school colors are also, like, dark green and gold or something. Ew. Oh and the minimum freshman GPA to be accepted there is a 3.3, and CU is 3.5 and above. So CSU is really just a continuation of high school. Gross.)
Anyway, that's not the point.

The point is, Boulder, Colorado is largely associated with the University of Colorado, and hippies. If you have ever lived in Boulder for over 3 months, you will realize you live in what is considered the "Boulder Bubble." If this is the case, get the fuck out for a couple days. The warning sign(s) for this would be: Shopping at Whole Foods, going on Pearl Street to receive your daily bit of news, talking to those Greenpeace people, and sleeping at Chatauqua. If you experience any of these, GET THE FUCK OUT, then come back to some insane, drunken parties. But please do us all a favor: if you're over 25, please don't come to the parties on the Hill. It reflects poorly on you, and we really don't want to have to deal with old people.

Oh, and Noodles and Company, Cliff Bars, 3OH!3 and IZZE's were invented here. Just fyi.
Person 1 (on the front lawn of CU in the daylight while cops walk by): Do you have any purple kush?
Person 2: Do you even have to ask?

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Person 1: So, who do you think will win this year?
Person 2: Well, considering CSU lost last year, the year before that, the year before that... the year before that....
Person 1: Whatta bunch of douche bags. Good call.

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Person 1: Let's go to Breck after class.
Person 2: Shiiit yessss. I'll grab the Hazed and Infused. Thank god we live in Boulder, Colorado.
by BlondeBabeeeee June 3, 2009
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Colorado-Out

A typical characteristic of native Coloradan when making plans or appointments then bailing with no phone call at the last minute. Or they will make the plans or ask you to do something then you will never hear from them.
Scott says, "Hey lets get together and play some video games after work. I am going to go home and clean up then I will give you a call." After waiting around half the night I realized he pulled a Colorado-Out.
by SoonerCat009 May 13, 2010
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Colorado fluff and fold

When you have sex in a public laundry mat, after being in the big dryer.
That was the best Colorado fluff and fold that I ever had
by Mass-Debaters July 21, 2021
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colorado casual

Colorado Casual (also known as John Denver Formal) usually includes a long sleeve button up shirt (stripes are a plus) tucked into wrangler jeans (or any wrangleresque brand), accompanied by a brown belt. Shoes can range anywhere from nike trainers to cowboy boot, so express yourself.
1. My neighbor dresses in a Colorado Casual style when he takes his kids to school in the carpool.
2. Do you think I can wear a t-shirt to this party or is it going to be Colorado Casual?
by rockymountainhigh November 27, 2007
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Colorado

Kind of a low key Montana. Tough guys, tough girls, big trucks, 4 wheel drives, idiots that can't drive in snow, and not everyone is addicted to weed and skiing/snowboarding. That is a steriotype
Person 1: Hey where you from?
Person 2: Colorado
Person 1: so you smoke weed and snowboard
Person 2: *slaps person 1 and yells, how would you like it if I said sense your from California all you are the same with a lot of money and running in slow motion on the beach!!!
by Ford_ktm July 7, 2016
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Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.
Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.
by Hendookie December 23, 2018
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