Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.

" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"

by KLTT November 9, 2013

cobner

When you get your penis stuck in a pool jet

Ouch, I have a cobner

by Baser March 21, 2015

corner cutter

someone who always tries to find the easiest way to do something

wow Amy did cut corners on this project again. She is the real corner cutter

by smarter pants September 8, 2015

corner clown

Hooker, prostitute

Look dad there's another one of them corner clown mom caught you with

by Larcol August 22, 2016

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

Conner Reed

A guy who has more than 64 diamonds in minecraft and could be considered a god at minecraft

Xx_MiNeCrAfT_NeRd_xX said "I need to be as good as minecraft as that guy named Conner Reed."

by Landocomando34 February 3, 2019