cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Cucumberitus

The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.

Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',

Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'

Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'

Victim: yesssss cock face

Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'

Victim: 'Oh cool :S'

by fishingtackle76 August 7, 2009

Cucumber

The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.

Look at that cucumber on the fields.

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020

purple cucumber

When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color

Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night

by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016

Gettin veggie or cucumbering

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

by donna knight October 16, 2008

Like-A-Cucumber

Adjective,

Synonyms: Like A Boss/Hoss

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

My Nigga

Fly Like A G6

Description of a he and/or she that is above and beyond cool.
Making a comparison to the "cooling agents" found in cucumbers.

Parker: Hey!
Churd: Sup?
Parker: What you been up to?
Churd: Jus got done tappn dat ass...
Parker: ... Like-A-Cucumber!

by 4everparksnchurd August 17, 2011

silly sea cucumber

When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.

"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"

by Pitou1093 May 9, 2013