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Bill Clinton 

The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in Taxachussets.
When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.

If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.

Hillary Clinton 

An inspiration to pant suit wearing, short haired feminists everywhere.
I am probably going to need a chain saw to remove that overgrown tree in my front yard. The trunk is easily the circumference of Hillary Clinton's cankles.

bill clinton 

One of the few presidents America should NOT be ashamed of.
Bill Clinton got a blow job. But come on, who seriously thinks he was the first president to ever get a bj? One thing's for damn sure: Clinton was the only one man enough to admit it (eventually).
bill clinton by Adrian October 1, 2006

Bill Clinton 

A dump liberal that was a president
(so bad he got impeached)
In Tech class,we had to make presentations for google services, when it came for the funf acts for email the group said Bill Clinton only sent two emails during his presendency. I lafted and said, " his wife deleated 33000!"
Bill Clinton by ]]]][[[[ December 21, 2019

Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Clinton will not be the next president of the United States.
Hillary Clinton by Sexyyyyyy January 11, 2009

Bill Clinton 

1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear
Bill Clinton by Andreasantoni June 17, 2008