I am probably going to need a chain saw to remove that overgrown tree in my front yard. The trunk is easily the circumference of Hillary Clinton's cankles.
Bill Clinton got a blow job. But come on, who seriously thinks he was the first president to ever get a bj? One thing's for damn sure: Clinton was the only one man enough to admit it (eventually).
In Tech class,we had to make presentations for google services, when it came for the funf acts for email the group said Bill Clinton only sent two emails during his presendency. I lafted and said, " his wife deleated 33000!"
1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
BillClinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear