Chinese Food and Movie Day

What the Jews do on Christmas.

Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?

Sure Morty! I love Chinese Food and Movie day!

by ss1212 December 25, 2008

Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

Nigga chips

Uncooked Ramen with the season packet sprinkled over them and eaten out of the bag it came in. Like chips....for niggas.

"Oh shit its lockdown time, gotta get back to my cell and eat some nigga chips!"

by Eskilith September 21, 2013

jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013

Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.

James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"

by spoogene February 4, 2010

Chips From the Chocolate Fireball

1. An excellent throwback to the psychedelic rock of the 60s and 70s, authored in 1985 by the members of XTC under their pseudonym "The Dukes of Stratosphear". Includes the song "My Love Explodes".

2. The fragmented raft of brown detritus that lingers in the bowl after a particularly spicy meal sprints its way back to daylight.

I wish I could have been around when Chips From the Chocolate Fireball came out.

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

Chivesy

Adjective. Used to describe a person that is slightly awkward or shy. Can imply a person who is social but does not correctly socialize. May even show a slight gay or unusual sexual behavior. Typically a derogatory term to show superiority in social class.

"Alex over there seems a little chivesy."

by jcstripe May 13, 2014