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chave

an upper class chav from looke-ington
or a right rough chav from wack-field
by mim and imi February 14, 2008
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Chavette

A Chavette is a female chav the british version of prep.
Chavettes are them girls you see wearing them jeans with them playboy logos on it, some wear trackys others wear as little clothing as possible, Some even go & get a fake tan when infact it makes them look even worse & they all use alot of make up but i mean alot a hole f*cking mask full so they can hide there spots/zits & they just think it looks good & many of them wear such makes of shoes such as NIKE they think its so good just cause its made by child labor (mi shoes r hand made bi sum poor lil slave kid day is worth alot moree dan urs init)...
You'll find that many of these slappers use such sites like bebo to show off there half naked photos therefore other guys can comment there photos saying how sexy they think they are,
Chavettes love the attention.
They come in age from 11 to upwords the very young ones are more likely to lie about bein 16 or 18 & there more likely to have a slag for a mother who sucks c*ck for council & the hole family itself happens to be a dirty interbreed one.
A Chavettes idol are such people like paris hilton & Kate Price (jordan) & so on..
Most Chavettes get pregnant at very young ages such as 12 & onwords but i think you all get it already a Chavette is very stupid just like there fellow chavs then again some of them didnt mean to get pregnant cause it just happend from that one night stand so in that case its too late!.
Other ways Chavettes get pregnant is that they get spiked at raves there for they get raped & dumped lying in the streets some where like the dirty whores they are.
A Chavette has no idea how to bring up a kid they let there baby hear such nasty swear words so young..
They listen to such music as r&b, techno, dance, well did i say music? my mistake i mean noise! cause thats all it is.
Just like there fellow chavs they lable anyone whos wearing black a goth but like i sed befor Chavettes are stupid.
They drink alot of alcohol mostly (cider) swear alot attention seek alot brag alot & & smoke alot.
(Chavette) hi y u is dress lik tht? u look lik a freak
(goth girl) Learn to speek some proper fucking english
(Chavette) Fuk u!!!
Just as Chavette was about to jump goth girl with her crew goth girls gang popped out of no where! in 100s!
(Goth girl) your dead meat little chav Mwhahahahaaha!!
(Chavette) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by maria_la_Punk May 30, 2008
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chave

A fruit who kisses the asses of trolls.
My friend who is only known as CWM, is a chave.
by Plushtar February 17, 2004
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chavezed

The act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you've been robbed and they stole your phone.
"Man, I'm glad I left that party early, I could've gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that were all up in my business and then how was I gonna explain it to my wife?!"
by defsonthereg May 15, 2017
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Chanez

A name for someone who will often sing to herself waiting for people to join in but it will never happen. Great person to be around when feeling down, not so great when wanting to rest. Chanez will seem abit 'not right' to strangers passing by.
'Look at that woman singing to herself...reckon she has Chanezitis'
by shortaaaaay February 11, 2010
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chavelock

A school in Grimsby/Cleethorpes which is overly run with chavs. Now the school also is packed with attention seeking EMOS and therefore causes rivals!

Now the School is known as Havelock Academy!
OR
Chavelock Academy
School Kids: Hey! Look! Its the kids from Chavelock! Get um!
by Miss Innocents February 21, 2008
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Chavelita

Chavelita is a fun music lover. She usually loves art and loves to got to Starbucks. She love hanging with friends and family but also likes concerts
Chavelita likes to do art.
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