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'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'
by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014
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caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.
Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"
by angelpotter October 28, 2011
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Corking

The act of preventing a partner from shitting during sex.
Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"

Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"
by South Of Heaven March 9, 2017
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Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011
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Andy Carrington

The author of Antifa, an anti-fascist and anti-democratic novel which sells poorly.

To deny the truth no matter how relevant and ignore the cries of society around you in an attempt to justify total Islamic domination.

Andy Carrington tried to attack a Facebook Page where the mostly non-Muslim community were saying no to planning proposals to turn a pub into an Islamic centre.
Community spokesperson: We are a community of mostly Christians. There are only 3% Muslims living in this area. To build an Islamic centre for only 3% when we need a community centre which is open to all people wouldn't make any sense and so we are against it.

Loony left: You're a racist and a fascist, Islam is the true way. You must submit to it, there is no other choice.

Spectator: Typical Andy Carrington style response, freedom of speech and the voice of the majority is being denied again.
by gcmax May 15, 2013
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Caking

To dry hump.

Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.
Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
by analcaking August 16, 2012
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