Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

cardboard box

a home for poor people

something you put stuff in
used for moving

greg: hey meg lets go to your place7
daniel hutley (meg): we wont both fit in
greg: why
daniel hutley (meg): i live in a cardboard box
greg: piss of meg you have no friends

by meg2211 June 7, 2011

Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon

I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon

by danielsan74 May 17, 2011

Cardboard Box

A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.

Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.

1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

A Cardboard-Box

The WEST SIDE commonly refers to as a dancing spot.

Break out A Cardboard-Box... I've got my dancing shoes on.

by xXxTaZiAxXx September 20, 2005

yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

by rpetras June 10, 2008