aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

...For them freaks who don't seem to mind spending a lot of extra time making their words alternate between capital and lowercase because they think it looks "cool" or "ghetto" or "omggsohott"...or all of the above. Usually the words do not include any punctuation and may contain other random symbols (i.e. numbers and signs)

i dOnT mInD mAkInG A tOtaL fReAk oUt oF mYsElF tYpInG lIkE tHiS bEcaUsE i hAvE nO lIfE aLreAdY.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs tAkEs mE fIvE tImEs aS lOnG tO tYpE aS nOrMaL tYpInG bUt iF iT mAkeS mE cOoLeR iLl dO iT.

by ieatboobs4breakfast August 14, 2008

Cappy

You do something that isn't considered 'cool', but you're proud of it anyway!

You play the cello, that must be ebarrassing, being seen with it around school!
Naah, I'm a cappy!!

by Immyishere December 9, 2010

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

caps

part of shrooms

eat these caps

by s September 8, 2003

capsing

Emphasizing something to all srsly large possibilities. Literally speaking, your level of disgust/amazement/horniness is officially "over 9000".

ALSO: A state of mind in which you are unbannable from the shoutbox, causing you TO TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS IN FRONT OF MODZ.

"Dude I just saw my mom naked and I totally capsed."

"OMFG DOOD UR SERBA IS LEET U MADE ME CAPS."

"Lol srs business shoutbox stop capsing."

by Runite February 17, 2009

Capsized

To fuck a very large chick in the ass. Referring to the woman as being a boat, you flip her over (capsize) and fuck that fudge makin hole.

I Capsized your girlfriend, Laquishaconnisha, so hard last night!

by bromoney April 28, 2011