Butt-hurt

To act as if you are a baby with a diaper rash over something insignificant and stupid.

See Adam Carter

Quit being so Butt-hurt(or: such a Carter) over that stupid thing you think you know.

by Chris MotherFuckin' Topher December 18, 2012

Butt Hurt Sid

I was Butt Hurt Sid when I wasn't invited to Knotts

I was very Butt Hurt Sid when my friends were mean

by Milads October 2, 2016

Butt Hurt

When you eat spicy food, then when pooping it out later/diarrhea and it hurts your butt.

Matt was Butt Hurt after he ate he ate jalapeño peppers.

by Butt Hurt July 6, 2014

ButtHurtMama

An EXTREMELY inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult of your motherhood. Characterized by strong feelings of shame, embarrassment and guilt. Frequently associated with a cessation of obscenities and overt hostility towards the "Bitch Aggressor." Followed by a good cry and need of an icecream cone and or martini.

When a stranger or family member undermines your parenting making you feel like a bad mother is a whole 'nother level of butthurt you are ButtHurtMama.

by The Sparkle Mama July 13, 2011

Butt-Hurt Douche Bag

Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag

That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!

by wintiem September 21, 2010

Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

by TheEmprah April 5, 2010

butt hurt

The event of being depressed, pissed off or just disappointed.

That bitch is butt hurt cuz i beat em' and left.

by anonymous January 9, 2003