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King Butthole the 3rd

In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.

In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.

The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.

After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
“The Irish flag dips to no earthly butthole.”

~ Oscar Wilde on King Butthole the 3rd
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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peanut butter butthole

The act of smearing peanut butter (usually extra crunchy) onto ones penis and inserting it into a partners anus.
"Damn, south korean girls just love a peanut butter butthole."

"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."
by sammoot September 23, 2013
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Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.
-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?
by Urban_Fellow June 22, 2007
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butthole sniffer

by Nick November 10, 2003
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butthole baby

When you are dropping a deuce, and it is so wide it feels like you just pooped out a small baby.
"Wow Jon, I just took a crap and I think I may have done some permanant damage with that last butthole baby."
by Aaron Wassman May 16, 2007
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Butthole kisses

When your dog licks its butthole and then licks you in the face
How do I deserve your love in the morning and butthole kisses at night
by Poopyfacemanboy November 20, 2015
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butthole lip

When a girl wears matte lipstick or liquid lipstick and it looks crinkly or you can see all the little crevices mimicking the appearance of a butthole
Kylie: Hey Regina do you like this new Anastasia Beverly hills liquid lipstick?
Regina: No offense but you've got some serious butthole lip!
by DumbBlonde July 5, 2016
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