DumbBlonde's definitions

white crime

Small stupid crimes typically identified with white teens trying to be "gangster" OR a rap song

Example of white crime: A young white teenager that steals a bag of Doritos from Walmart

by DumbBlonde May 7, 2015

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019

butthole lip

When a girl wears matte lipstick or liquid lipstick and it looks crinkly or you can see all the little crevices mimicking the appearance of a butthole

Kylie: Hey Regina do you like this new Anastasia Beverly hills liquid lipstick?
Regina: No offense but you've got some serious butthole lip!

by DumbBlonde July 5, 2016