Bruce Banner

A devilishly attractive and brilliant scientist with boiling green anger issues. Proudest wearer of The Purple Shirt of Sex, and shy lover of Tony Stark, aka Iron Man.

Expert in Gama Radiation,

fearful of The Hulk.

Sex.
Do you ship Science Bros? Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are totally my OTP.
by HulkShipper19 May 29, 2012
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bruce willis

A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.
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Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
by Streamwalker October 14, 2004
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Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker
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"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

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Bruce Wayne

Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.
"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne
by clowmanus August 14, 2005
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Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."
by Charles B. Lee-Norris. December 16, 2007
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Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.
My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!
by iRepMyDougie March 18, 2011
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