bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

Danky Bash

The term Danky bash is used when you or some one else had a prolonged/Great masturbation session in which you or some one else ended up climaxing multiple times during that masturbation session.

Dude yesterday I was watching this new porno that came out on youporn and I ended up having the greatest danky bash ever.

by The Great Danky June 2, 2015

flash bash

having a flash back of a sexual experience an having a crafty wank over it

I was thinking about how I ragged that girl to the core and I had a flash bash

by jon biscuit January 20, 2009

Birthday Bash

An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.

Rob's having a surprise birthday bash for Kendall next month, and the theme is Drunk Chihuahuas!

by KonTriByuTur July 27, 2021

Track-bashing

Deep throated right to the base by a lady wearing braces or a retainer.

I had Missy service me in the front seat last night while stuck in traffic. Her braces don't bother me; I love a bit of track-bashing.

by sausage mcgee September 24, 2018

bash fire

A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.

"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."

by RunningFool February 17, 2006

emo bashing

A fun thing to do; a victemless action; an emo hobby

"Hey man wanna go emo bashing," person 1
"I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings," person 2
"Don't worry they already hate themselves," person 1
"Well in that case alright," person 2

by Chim1 July 20, 2007