a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
by Coady March 12, 2007
Get the flaming bartender mug.a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)
Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"
Guy 1: "Loser!"
Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"
Guy 1: "Loser!"
by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004
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when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
by johnny February 20, 2004
Get the barted mug.1. When someone makes a grand error.
2. A very embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
2. A very embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 29, 2006
Get the Barton mug.A Bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.
Step 1: Obtain their number.
Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.
Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".
Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.
Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.
Step 1: Obtain their number.
Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.
Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".
Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.
Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.
person 1(prankee): Who the F**K keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world...
person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.
person 1: *walks away*
person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha
person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.
person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.
person 1: *walks away*
person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha
person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.
by yourroommateD February 21, 2011
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