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Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.
Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012
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Stella-bail

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
by stellalb November 4, 2019
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Beer Bail

To bail on work to go get a beer.
I'm so done, do you want to beer bail with me?
by Sweet Evil June 27, 2015
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BAIL

When one of your friends bails on you when you have an early tee time.
My friend committed to a tee time at 8 AM and then bailed
by heybob12 May 22, 2019
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Selling these bails

Lil baby and 21 savage a lot rappers have said before that “selling these bails”

This means get your niggas out of jail,

They made it out the projects they got money rolling in so they bail they niggas out of jail except it comes with fee
Selling these bails,

Nigga you need a bail,
by Fattarsopussyfarter January 10, 2022
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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
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Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
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