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batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
by handle this February 20, 2010
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Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012
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Anime Battle Arena

Roblox Game Where Characters From Other Anime's,Game Probably Really Toxic And You Dont Wanna Mess With Any Youtuber Playing The Game Bc They Goin Discord Pack you
by LilCream April 20, 2021
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Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
by lasalle bro October 6, 2010
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Battle Cards

Battle Cards is a popular tactical card game at Daramalan College, especially in years 11 & 12. The game was founded by Patrick Bent, in two player form.

The game involves players taking 11 cards from a regular deck (plus royalty) memorising and placing them face down, 3 rows 5 columns and destorying the opponents's royalty without losing their own. The royalty consists of 2 queens and 2 kings either red or black. The highest card is a jack followed by ace then king then 10 through to 2. The jokers are kamikase cards, but die when attacked, queens are similar however they remove the oppostiotn card when attacked. Queens also have the special ability when flipped to have a random card placed in front of them from the deck.

Turns consist of a player pointing to one of the cards in an exposed column then selecting one of the opponents exposed cards from a column. Both cards are flipped and the weaker card is removed from the field. If the cards are equal, the winner is decided by a rock off. The winner is the last person with any royalty left.

As popularity grew it was eventually turned into a 4 player free for all. Tom Bode is reported to have spawned a 2v2 version of the game however this is still in dispute as others have laid claims to this. As popularity for the game grew Patrick quickly turned it into a 6 player game, 2v2v2.
Pat: Hey man being playing any Battle Cards recently?

Tim: Yea man had an epic game at lunch with Charles, went down to a rock off between two kings!

Pat: Shit bro thats some close shit!
by Paddy B June 2, 2008
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fatty boom-batty

A cannabis joint of unruley size. Usually pertaining to a double papered joint that while of regular length has a disproportionately wide girth.
Yo, I just rolled up a fatty boom-batty jay of this skunky ass weed yo! Were gonna get so high...yeah!
by ChunkyD August 15, 2006
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battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009
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