Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

asshat

A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.

Kayla doesn’t pick up her feet when she walks, Kayla is an asshat

by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020

Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.

"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"

by Insult Creator April 18, 2022

Asshat

The silly miniature sombrero tour guides put on their burros for tourists at the Grand Canyon.

That's some asshat right there.

by Bee Vomit October 11, 2020

asshat

andrew parr

“andrew parr is such an asshat”

by oougaboouga August 24, 2019

Asshat

Asshat is another word for Asshole. It's very useful for creative insults.

Go get a life asshat.

by Samuelm890 January 6, 2024

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021