alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.

I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

Alter Ego Allies/Idiots

Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!

"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.

by Alter Ego Allies March 15, 2005

Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.

Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.

by Whitely November 16, 2010

alternagirl

A girl or young woman that is heavily into the indie scene in regards to fashion and music and can be often found in trendy indie coffee shops reading or studying.

What did you do last night?

Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.

by Miltonius July 16, 2005

Alter Bridge

A fantastic band. Lyrics are a bit shallow and pathetic for my liking, but the lead singers voice is so deep and captivating that it sends chills down my spine.

Some good alter bridge lyrics are found in the song 'broken wings'.

"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"

by melaniemelaniemelanie August 21, 2006

Alternate

Someone who is not good enough, up to par, achieves satisfactory expectations. Someone who would be the best at what they do if only they are given the chance, which they never do.

Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.

Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.

by Bleebleeblue June 23, 2016

alternabear

A guy who fits into both worlds of bears (husky, chubby and/or hairy gay men and the men who love them) and alternative culture.

Often, alternabears will have visible tattoos, plugs in their ears or pierced septums. Sometimes, they also can fit the category as hipsters.

by foundmymyra August 28, 2011